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Childhood, Children, Church, Cooking, Crime, Dating, Dentists, Doctors, Dogs,
Driving, Economy, Energy, Exercise, Fashion, Fat, Food Prices, Guns, Health, Home,
Hunting, Husband, Jogging, Lawn & Garden, Luck, Marriage, Money, Movies, Proverbs,
Religion, Restaurants, School, Smoking, Streets, Taxes, Teenagers, Television, Wife and
much more.
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A Few Sample Lines from 1,101 One-Liners
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Advice
Ballet He went to a ballet once. He didn't like it. He couldn't
even tell who won.
Barbecue Why is it lighting an outdoor grill always makes the wind
blow?
Candy Have you ever wondered why the same candy bar that rots a
child's teeth is a wonderful source of quick energy for adults?
Childhood bitten by the Tooth Fairy.
Cooking If it's moral, my wife's done it to a chicken.
Handy He's probably the only guy in town who ever got his finger
caught in a screwdriver.
Luck She called the gas company one Friday afternoon -- they
kept her on "Hold" all weekend.
Movies Why should I pay $9.00 for a movie ticket when I can see
the same movie on TV for $40.00 a month?
Religious He always listens to his conscience -- that still small
inner voice that warns him when somebody's watching.
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